let this be a lesson

S & R both looking horrified...

S: "I heard once that when you get a boob job you can loose sensation in your chest... so its not like you get new boobs for how they feel, just how they look."
R: "So they're just toys for boys? Oh hell no"

S, sounding confused: "Vaginal laser rejuvenation??"
R, answering the unasked question: "What, your vagina goes crazy and needs to be rejuvenated? Can't you just get rejuvenated with a cup of coffee or something??"

I would not recommend watching Dr. 90210. Ever.