(in)appropriate work conversations

S: The baby has dropped. It's in position! I'm gonna win (referring to the office pool for the delivery date).
Coworker: How long has it been in position??!
S: A week! ... AND she waddles.
Coworker: Eh. That's nothing... you can be dilated for like, three weeks.
S (gasps): Nooo.
Coworker: Yes.
S (looking shocked): I am never, never having babies.

quick update pt 2.

I went and saw The Peanut yesterday and she's doing great. Which really, is a small miracle in and of itself.

Happy New Years, friends.