August 14, 2008

NEWSFLASH - my dad thinks ladies underthings are pretty fantastic

Sarah - Have you been watching diving? It's aahhhmaaaaazing.

Dad (former diver) - Yes! I just turned the T.V. on and saw a sploosh.

Sarah - **silence as we both watch two dudes step up to the diving board** Those speedos are ridiculous. They're so unnecessarily small.

Dad (former diver) - They are small, ours were like that but bigger. More like boxers. They really are the best though.

Sarah - Huh?

Dad (former diver) - Yeah, they work like girdles!
Ladies and gentlemen, as far as I'm concerned, statements like that deserve a round of applause.

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