October 2, 2008

fashion's response to flying squirrels

I used to love Lucky magazine because it walked that fine line between the sale rack at Target and jaw-dropping fashion that only the Olsen Twins could love (and afford). Which is why, when I spotted a recommendation from editor, Ami Pak to shop at pixiemarket.com due to their CUTE and AFFORDABLE dresses, I thought "Oh my friggin' goodness! Cute, affordable AND delivered to my doorstep? Count. Me. In."

... and then I went to the website and realized that only, in case of a flying, parachuting emergency would I have a reason to shop here.
I wondered for a moment if I was being unnecessarily harsh. Some of their skirts were cute even if they didn't exactly fall under my standard definition of "affordable." So I nosed around the site a bit longer only to end up dousing my computer in Gatorade upon spotting this pair of light denim Jodpurs.

So tell me friends, do you wish you could undo the damage you just did to your irises? Yeah, that was pretty much my response too.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

1. I think I've seen that first one somewhere..... oh yeah. But she's missing the bottom. Half a bat suit is probably a recipe for disaster.

2. That skinny girl has MC Hammer's jeans on backwards.

3. I've moved to NH. Come visit the vh house (your mom will be here next week or something)

Jen said...

You should be a movie critic or something. Your ability to put your thoughts into writing never ceases to amaze me...keep up the good work. :)