Dear Face,

Nose is about to raise a white tissue flag and truthfully, I can't blame her. Even Teeth are protesting the current state of affairs. They're aching like wounded soldiers and it's all your fault, Face.

Please, I beg you, stop taking your cues from lactating mothers and leave the leaking of fluids to them. I'm fond of you, but I don't know how much longer I can tolerate these shenanigans.
-s-