October 22, 2007

on becoming Mrs. Lee

S: I don’t think I can date him…
Uncle: Why?
S: Apart from the fact that he makes me want to toss my phone across the room?
Uncle: Well yeah, apart from that.
S: If I married him what would my name be?
Uncle (snorts and then starts giggling like a little girl): Sarah Lee! …but think about all the cute pet names!!!!!!!! DATE HIM.
S: Muffin…
Uncle: Cupcake…
S: Aww my little strudel…
Uncle: You could name your kids after pastries!
S: Ooo you’re a sassy little Tart aren’t you.

(this went on for a good 10 minutes)

2 comments:

Kricket said...

hilarious...

although i do feel the need to stick my face in here and point out that he could very easily choose the option of becoming Mr. Roorda. smooth sailing all around. unless his name is gordan. gordan roorda sounds funny. is his name gordan?

ohsweetjeebus said...

valid point my friend.

I guess you would be the expert on such matters ;)