Facts you should know before you read the rest of this:
1. I'm fighting a cold.
2. I'm supposed to go to Ikea tonight and said cold is kicking my ass and making me just want to lay on the floor in a puddle and demand that those younger than myself (read: the little cousins) feed me orange juice through a straw.
3. It's friday, and I'm tired.
Instead of getting up like a normal person and walking to the water cooler, I decided to be lazy and break up an Airborne tablet into 4 little swallow-ey size bits and just down it with the semi-stank water that I had sitting in my Nalgene.
Now I have a bubbley sensation somewhere in the middle of my esophagus, which in addition to feeling just a weensy bit uncomfortable, has also resulted in Airborne burps.
Why I'm still single eludes me.
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