Uncle: Why?
S: Apart from the fact that he makes me want to toss my phone across the room?
Uncle: Well yeah, apart from that.
S: If I married him what would my name be?
Uncle (snorts and then starts giggling like a little girl): Sarah Lee! …but think about all the cute pet names!!!!!!!! DATE HIM.
S: Muffin…
Uncle: Cupcake…
S: Aww my little strudel…
Uncle: You could name your kids after pastries!
S: Ooo you’re a sassy little Tart aren’t you.
(this went on for a good 10 minutes)
